Sure I've got a fever
That's why I'm in this tub
Waiting for my temperature
To cool down with a scrub

I've tried my hand at poker
I lost the farm you see
My friend said have a tubby
He said it was for free

So here I am a sittin
Getting kind of wet
Thought I'd keep my clothes on
Town preacher gets upset

You think I have a purpose
Well surely I don't know
I just sit and think it out
Embarrassed ~ oh heck no

I'm just a rugged cowboy
Who really has no shame
No one knows me just right now
But one day I'll have fame

All because I sat here
And posed in this here tub
I'll become most widely known
Come on lets have a "hug."

~ Francine Pucillo ~
©Copyright October 27, 2003