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Just
got back from Nora's
We
really had some fixings
All
those bones were in the pot
And food
was finger licking
Well
I am here to tell ya
The
food was outta site
Bones
were done just perfect
Much
to Jake's delight
Arthur
said hey honey
Let's
get that recipe
I
looked at him in silence
I
cleared my throat daintily
What's
your secret Nora
This was
a special meal
"I don't know how to tell ya
That
meat sure wasn't veal"
I
looked at her with promise
I
wonder what she'd say
Replied
"I can't remember"
It's
the road kill of the day
We
all sat there in silence
Art
sure looked disgusted
Country
life is not for me
Pass
the pou pon mustard
But Jake came to the rescue
With cake that was delicious
Best darn barker on the earth
His delivery expeditious
Cream piled high and on the
top
A picture of his Missus
Looking great beyond her years
Surely bootylicious.
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